am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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