It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
