It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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