Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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