Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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