so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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