were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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