there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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