You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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