I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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