Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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