Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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