I'm eating all of the evidence.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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