He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My feet surprised me
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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