well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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