I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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