There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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