I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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