I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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