Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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