Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
