I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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