is your mom at the bar?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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