Just cropdusted the office
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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