Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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