nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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