What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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