Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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