Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Welp...herpes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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