East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
don't judge my taste in strippers
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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