: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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