Your tits are I can't wait for
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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