My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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