I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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