some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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