Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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