If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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