im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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