my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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