You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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