Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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