i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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