honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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