Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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