I'm gonna have a badass scar
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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