the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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