Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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