so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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