Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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