Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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