Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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