Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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