You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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