I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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