so explain again why im purple
no
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
