So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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