She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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